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 worynjay
Jane Flowers is the author of two fiction novels and a number of marketing ebooks.Her books and articles are sometimes produced under the pen-name of Woryn jay. She is an accredited journalist with the Australian news Agency and holds a Diploma in Media Studies from the Australian College of Journalism. Jane works from home as a freelancer, author and Webmaster. She was born and raised in Africa, and now lives in New Zealand
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Goats, Ski-ing And the Lord of The rings
Goats are horrid things.Just for starters, they eat old shoes, trampoline springs, moustraps and grass with equal relish.Goats are icons for people who do wierd and nasty things at full moon on black painted altars. Goats are born for sacrifice - and don't they just know it - with their arrogant gaze and super-spiritual look about them.Goats butt and stomp their feet and frighten children at the zoo, which is not fair on the tigers who actually own the right to fright!
For that reason, I shall not go to Switzerland. Snow and ski-ing, mountain splendour and fun avalanches to test the adventurous spirit are just fine, but the goats spoil it all somehow. There are goats everywhere and little Heidis having grown old shepherding them up impossible cliffs, which makes one wonder about the union rules for agricultural workers in Switzerland.
No - if you really want impossibly beautiful scenery, great snow slopes, avalanches and good food, you may as well visit New Zealand, the land of Tolkine and the Lord Of The Rings. They don't have goats. They have sheep. Millions of sheep. In fact, they have 14 sheep for every person. I am still waiting for them to give me mine, but that is beside the point. Just get to New Zealand and go ski-ing. And do it soon, the winter only lasts a few more months. |
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